The largely untold story of human computer Henrietta Leavitt and how she unlocked the key to the vast universe.  John Cleves Symmes is also discussed, as well as our first Retro-Sponsor and News of the Weird Past.

Yes, it appears that scientists may have finally found what appears to be Earth's southernmost red-light district.  This is a story about penguins and what they do in their spare time.  This time, however, it is the betrayed husband who is left home crying.